Saturday, September 6, 2008

Singing In The Rain


So many neighbors spending this rainy Saturday with us, thank you. The HypnoVessel bustled, rocked, and noisily kept time with the ebb and flow of local patrons. Rock stars and other local celebrities made their way to the counter, only one (1) was turned away; sorry Jared, but maybe that's just how the wave crashes when you're a rock star in a different state, welcome home! Apparently this rain is at the expense of our east coast brethren, many of whom are sailing much rougher seas. Ours is a mere inconvenience.
Rumors. My increasingly popular column based on half-truths and innuendo again surfaces, like a leviathan, leaving you wondering if you can believe your own eyes. As you already know, Gary is baking his fingers to the bone for your insatiable appetites, and now there is scuttlebutt of yet more from the resident Muffin Man. Frittata, quiche, waffles, pancakes, and other delictibles for the denizen on-the-go. Oh my, when? There are more rumors to come, just know that help for your morning's sustenance is on the way. Thanks Gary! Also rumored; our own Nick C. is moving. Where, when? Just know that the headaches I suffer at the hands of Nick are to continue like a cloud over my head. The sword of Damocles is sure to fall.

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