Thursday, October 23, 2008

A Most Excellent Post

As an alm for the ship, the Director has left his back-up eye on the counter. Come by and peer into the glass orb that occupied the Director's head. Ironically, the eye is so customized for its owner, it even has a bloodshot appearance in order to match the organic eye occupying the neighboring socket. What craftsmanship.

Many of you have offered and now we are ready to ask: if you would like to help dislodge the HypnoShip we will need assistance Friday (Halloween). We will be packing the vessel and shuttling the equipment, utensils, dishes, paper goods, etc. to Davis. If you are so inclined, bring a strong back to Hypno on Halloween morning. Our eternal gratitude, free coffee, and as Mohandas Gandhi said, "The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others."
Our HypnoFriend, Jason, appeared yesterday embracing his inner-Erkel. He was donning a new look in eye wear that is bound to win him street cred with college professors, computer programmers, and his pals in the Dungeon and Dragons gaming circle. Not to be out-eighties, Travis appeared sporting the sweetest mullet these eyes have seen since Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. You know Travis does resemble Bill S. Preston , Esq.

Someone get this man a pocket protector and a (20) sided die.

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