Monday, May 18, 2009

The Long Pink Arm Of The Law


An onslaught of foul-mouthed swabs led by D.C. I.T. Geek stormed the Lido Deck this morning demanding caffeine and sustenance lest the tear the HypnoVessel apart. No, it's alright I don't want a Somali Pirate ending here, I cleared them out (not after one of the scurvy dogs made off with an entire box of Sugar in the Raw) and shuffle board is again taking place. Thank goodness they never breached the Promenade Deck, an angry Mackie was laying in wait and a battle would surely ensue.

If quarters feel a bit tight at times whilst aboard the HypnoVessel, no worries. The boys at Highland Prospects are planning a couch and media center within their shop. A chill-out space if you will; someplace where, once you've had too much, you can retire. A comfortable perch, soothing lighting, and maybe some relaxing visuals on the TV? It'll be like sensory therapy after too much coffee and the profanity overload that accompanies espresso.

4 comments:

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