Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Story #1, Hammerhead


I'll begin with the youngest HypnoStaffer and a brief background culled from our government dossier. The Bureau of Supernaturals has been tracking our family since I met and married Summer. In an attempt to elude their intruding eyes we have ditched our home in Florida, given up our careers, and assumed a simple and quiet life within this small community running a little coffee shop. What are you babbling about you might ask, who is the Bureau of Supernaturals, and what have you done? Good questions, I'll start explaining what is so spectacular about our family, by starting with Charlie, aka Hammerhead.


Charlie has the "gift" of an extremely hard head. He has broken my nose, our coffee table, chairs, and once cracked a brick wall outside of our post office in Florida. That last display at age six (6) months brought Charlie to the attention of the Bureau of Supernaturals. We received notice from the Bureau that Charlie was now on their watch list, and that he was designated operation "Hammerhead". That meant our entire family was on the watch list, making us the most watched family south of Tennessee. Fun fact; whenever Charlie does suffer an injury he heals 3% faster than other children.


Next up, Little Miss Migraine!

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