Many have been asking for an Application for Employment. We can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to work here. The owners are surly, foul-mouthed, smart alecky, cheap skates and the customers are worse, however, to help with the onslaught of potential applicants Nick and I have created an Application for Servitude.http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dfk9ncjd_0dhs663cp Click the link, print, fill out, and return to HypnoCoffee.
Are you in Davis? Do you not want to trek to Thomas; well, get your HypnoFix at Highland Prospects. Jeremy picked up an air pot to stimulate shoppers in his store. I sent him with Colombian, and I trust no one person consumes too much. Mouths start running, tempers raise, fists start to fly; it will turn into another HypnoCoffee. Customers feel smarter and more brave after just a little Colombian.
Nick showed for work this morning, excited to peruse the plethora of phone numbers left by fans of the blog eagerly wanting to meet him. I was able to produce nothing more than snickers and the cold truth that no one has called. Sorry Nick. I am making an appeal to the copious readers: Nick needs your digits. I know, I know, he's an overly educated, pompous, smart-mouthed, misanthrope, but if given a chance he might just light up your life... or your cigarette. He could use your support right now. Today is the Belmont Stakes and he's fit to be tied... a lot of money riding on Big Brown.
Preliminary talks went well with Mike (of Mountain State fame) on the potential of a joint speciality stout, HypnoStout. If possible, a limited run of an espresso based stout may come out of our friends at Mountain State. We, of course, would jump at the chance to make this HypnoStout a reality, but the logistics on the Mountain State side are in need of sussing out. I am keeping my fingers crossed!
2 comments:
Tony, I am interested in your dating service. "But I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands."
Tony, There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence
We at HypnoCoffee specialize in messes and wads shot prematurely. A patient and understanding partner is merely a few strokes (of the keys) away. The firm but gentle method we use will assuage your shortcomings.
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