Saturday, February 7, 2009

Help Wanted


Let us take care of some chores, (house-keeping if you will), and recruitment. The HypnoVessel is putting the call out for IT professionals. We haven't the time to learn how and execute a website with a shopping cart, so who out there in the blogosphere dare serve the mast of HypnoCoffee? Since we didn't receive our gub'ment bailout fund, we find ourselves open to trades and may find a little money for the cause to boot. We have our largest order of coffee (five hundred pounds!) arriving Monday or Tuesday creating problems with both storage space and the ever-present need to recoupe our dough. So you see how hawking our coffee o'er the World Wide Web could facilitate the solving of both problems.

Speaking of our coffee arriving, we have a special order making its way to us: chicory coffee! Our homage to Mardi Gras, I believe I have this correct; our green bean broker supplies Cafe Du Monde with their chicory, thus, short of going to New Orleans, the best place to enjoy an authentic cafe au lait is aboard the HypnoVessel. Laissez les bon temps rouler!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll be your huckleberry. Altho from what I hear there is already a town IT guy, and i dont want to make waves. next thing I know I could be waking up next to a severed horse head for doing business on someone elses corner!
drop me an email tho, i can offer some useful help i think. it can be done simplistically and even right from your blog page. -anonymous i.t. geek who doesn't drink alot of coffee but still likes your blog :)

HypnoBlog said...

Any reference from "Tombstone" is a ringing endorsement in my eyes. Val Kilmer was at his best as a dying Doc Holiday! Local IT guy charges a bit too much for our budget. I would ideally have the most current blog post be the home page with a button taking you to commerce, sweet, sweet commerce.

Phil said...

Until you get the link posted, do I still keep sending $20.00 to Chloe?

HypnoBlog said...

how else is she going to pay for college, the cost of beer, pizza, and rent ain't going down!oh, and tuition probably costs a bunch.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it that Phil's brother knows a bit about ecommerce if you can keep him sober long enough. Maybe a coffee trade...

HypnoBlog said...

I'm in da biz of sobriety. I can do that!