Saturday, July 25, 2009

Misconceptions In Thomas, WV

Ahhh, the Director "in training".


In the spirit of the ensuing competition I tender the following:
(1) Not everyone has to blow into a tube before starting their cars.
(2) Not all women have hairy armpits.
(3) Not everyone awakes at the crack of noon.
(4) Real artists aren't waitresses and waiters.
(5) Just because you feed your dogs doesn't necessarily make you responsible.
(6) Twelve (12) ounce curls do not build your biceps.
(7) Fat stomachs actually aren't table "muscles."
(8) Marlboro "bucks" are not legal tender outside of Front Street.
(9) Being too hungover isn't a good enough reason not show up to your dish washing gig.
(10) Just because Rome also has open sewers doesn't make your town "cultural."
and finally...
(11) Patchouli Oil is not a substitute for showering.


Well...whatcha got Thomas?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

There was a good show at the Fiddle last night man...your posts are hurting my head right now dude! Can you tone it down a little until I get my dog fed, put my patchouli oil on and get a couple of beers in me?

HypnoBlog said...

Dear Anonymous,

I'm so glad to see the literacy programs are working, and that the tax dollars raised by myself and the other denizens who work (Davis residents)are going to good causes. My hope is now you will attend the grooming and hygiene classes at the Thomas Education Center.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it - why put Thomas down like you do? I guess this is supposed to be funny - I must lack the sense of humor to get it.
No wonder Thomas kicked you out and you had to relocate in Davis where they are more tolerable.

HypnoBlog said...

Yes, it IS supposed to be funny, and yes you lack all manner of humor, not just the sense. Please refrain from this site in the future, it holds nothing for you.

Smell E said...

My intuition says that some of those examples refer to specific people...you know who you are...Like Mack Mommy said a while back, if you don't like the flavor then brush your f-ing teeth for a change...or something like that!

Anonymous said...

Yer, , , ummmm, , , ,yer stupid!


Yeah, You are!


You, stupid pants, yeah, stupid!

Stupid Stupid

MAN BEAR PIG!!!


(not from Thomas, really, I am nominous)

HypnoBlog said...

Between the two (2), Thomas or Davis, Davis is indeed more tolerable, and even more tolerant too.

Anonymous said...

yeah right! what about the election blog you wrote? tolerant my ass!

HypnoBlog said...

yeah right! what about the election blog you wrote? tolerant my ass!

Anonymous, you DO realize this is a joke, right? Yes, the election was real, but pointing out grammatical errors during comments meant to jab one another before a kickball game is supposed to be funny. Why is it hippies have no sense of humor but a huge sense of self-rightousness?

Rabb said...

Self-righteous? The ones I knew were outgoing people but not nearly so well dressed.