Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Sunshine State Update


After an extensive cavity search brought on by Cory's insistence of carrying on a ziploc of quinoa, a mason jar of wheat-grass, and both kept in a hemp shoulder bag (I warned ya) Sheena and our favorite damn hippie touched down in Orlando. After brief introductions with Sheena's family (Sheena: "grandma, dis be my baby's daddy" Grandma: "oh, dear Lord!"); Cory and Sheena headed for Disney world. They fit in beautifully at the "It's A Small World" exhibit, and Cory was allowed to polish is pirate-speak at the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride. The day was fun-filled, but as night fell the duo headed for the hair removal clinic. Sheena was rushed to the Chewbacca Wing, where despite the latest lasers, razors, and flame-throwers Sheena emerged as hairy as ever. Better luck next time. Today sees our friends relaxing at the Sun Your Buns salon after breakfast at McDonald's. The afternoon eases into a family luncheon at the Olive Garden, and finally an evening shopping spree at the greater-Orlando mall. We miss you and look forward to your safe return, we only hope the reprogramming wears off once you make it back to the HypnoVessel.

4 comments:

Cory said...

Nice. Can't remember when those glasses were made, or what they are...clay?

Trish, Sheena's Mom, told me to tell you that I flew into Sanford and didn't even get to see Orlando (Chase Fam saw it late last century and we skipped out on the Dis). O, what a shame.

Our trip has been much more humble: walking g-rent's Mitzi pooch, Ponce de Leon Inlet lighthouse climb (thank god for electric lights; no need to polish the kerosene-blanched lens), and some beach time to ponder "Zen and the Art of Making A Living" (thanks Natasha S.!)...oh, and the wonder of our time: Television! Got some Silence of the Lambs and Daily Show...South Park Epsiode 200 tonight!!! After we make some lasagna we are headed to Blue Springs to....see shit....

Anonymous said...

Please, oh please, post the pic of Cory in his thong bathing suit when he sends it. If you're gonna burn, you may as well burn all of the buns! -Tim

Cory said...

Alas, my camera, which was laden with prego-nudie pics, my burnt buns, and the many fine females that we saw walkin' by, was thrown into the Atlantic by a very disgruntled short red head whom many of you know as the "other" Williams.

We will be back tonight...and we may have a lead on her missing cat...no more free-wheeling for that man ho!

Cory said...

"man ho"...not you, chip.