Saturday, July 10, 2010

Mutineer Spotting

Davis' Pilgrim Alert System (patented by King Joe) has just been raised to black, which means that a mutineer/pilgrim/milf has infiltrated/penetrated our precious borders (well, route 32) and even came and smiled sweetly and hung out for a bit at the Hypno Vessel. While this is not standard behavior for a mutineer (or is she only the victim of that strangling bond called marriage and thus guilty by association?) we did our best not to send her off the plank and were actually very, very nice to her. Shite, she even got right back in the groove and offered to help Cade out while he was taking orders. Go get 'er, Summer! Got 'er did!

"If I were you, I'd cut off his balls now."

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