Monday, April 5, 2010

Let's Talk About The Weather

Spring has sprung with a vengeance. You're welcome. Despite rumors to the contrary stating my trip down south was facilitated by a witness relocation program reassignment or that Scott ratted me out to the fuzz (via wireless listening devices) , or finally being fed up with winter and Davis we high-tailed it to warmer climes and weren't coming back. No, our mission was simple, bring back the warmth and do away with all evidence of winter. Mission accomplished and I couldn't be more pleased with the results. It actually feels like summer (season not wife) except it's still brown and dead outside (forest not wife). Thanks to all well-wishers and yep it's good to see you too.
Next up: Cory and Sheena head to the sunshine state. His pallor is lacking, and Sheena needs to interview a couple of plastic surgeons regarding breast enhancements and laser hair removal. Ahh, I love you America, but how you've reached up to the top of our mountain and sullied a young sailor and his paramour is curious at best. Who am I to criticize and question, the real reason for our off-mountain voyage may eventually surface, and it always has something to do with me and my family's serving of our land of liberty!

1 comment:

Cory said...

So, Gretchen is how the dinosaurs went extinct...

Shee needs reductions, not implants, and I need a frontal labotomy.

I'll try to bring back the broken pieces of a life gone wild and wonderful.