Thursday, August 5, 2010

Balls Of Glory!!!!!

Admiral Williams here; usually the volume and ardour of shit-talk between the towns of Davis and Thomas is so loud it can be heard in Boulder, CO. Nary a whisper of a sporting competition has floated to greet my ears. What gives? I expect this, "lying low", from the gutter-snipe that inhabit the squaller known as Thomas, but Davis? Davis is a proud two (2)-time champion, soundly defeating the drunks, punks, and stoners that crawl onto the kickball field. Let's hear a little cyber-chatter in relation to this tradition of Davis kicking Thomas' ass!
No, the Admiral will not be in attendance. I will be working in Vienna, VA with our barista friends at the Soundry that day. I know, I know, the scum in Thomas are muttering, "yeah, sure he's too scared to play" or some such nonsense, but they also feel that work is for those who don't drink PBR daily and by the case. No, I won't miss you either, but I will miss YOU, and seeing YOU trounce those lushes yet again.
To Thomas: much like your mothers, I'm sure you'll find a way to blow it.
To Davis: Enjoy the sweet flavor of victory, for those taste buds are sated but once per year.
Adios suckers!

5 comments:

Cory said...

You poor soul, to think that any state of relative consciousness will or could ever be reached by the twice scorched Thomasonians is folly; many still think that your shop is down on Front Street. You know what that means...they may think that you are are their side (memory never worked well, either).

Something has surely changed in you, dear sir, as you have chosen work-training over trouncing. Way to grow! I'll kick one for you, unless I am busy kicking a baby out.

Anonymous said...

Don't discount the JOCKS (or FROCKS freak+jock like rob stull) of Thomas. Matt and Sarah, Robbie S, Anne J, Ryan G, Pat & Anne, Kurt and Sarah, etc etc. Thank god the Canaan folks fall into Davis, or Davis might actually get beat badly unless they all drink the chaga

Anonymous said...

sounds like the excuses are starting already. first year we were too drunk, second year we weren't drunk enough and we had too many BAD players, this year residency issues. Let's not forget Ryan G and Kurt and Sara are not residing in Thomas city limits. let's wait for the game before making excuses. don't forget you all have to pass the liquor store on the way to the field. this could be Davis' biggest advantage.

Matt said...

C'mon guys it was only 21-0...
Chirp...chirp...
You can still come to Davis for all your coffee, bicycle, grocery and restaurant needs...
Chirp...chirp...
We still love you...
Chirp...chirp...
Guys?

Big Bird said...

Mackie,

11:12 am is waaaaay too early to be expecting a reply from the other can.