Saturday, April 18, 2009

I'll Cash Your Check...For A Nominal Fee

Get your burritos whilst you can. What am I jabbering on about? Ah, you forgot; Rob and Melissa are taking a week off starting Monday, April 20th. The couple will vacation in an undisclosed locale, far from the prying eyes of the Davis paparazzi. The rest of us will have to pick up the slack, grinning while the flash bulbs explode and answer the banal questions like "what will you eat now?" If you are a Hellbender Burritos' employee you will be in the unenviable position of having to retrieve your paycheck from HypnoCoffee. That's right, on Tuesday you must board the HypnoVessel, saunter up to the counter and demand payment for services rendered at Hellbender. Good luck to ye weary and salt-crusted souls. Now just because you come to Hypno for your checks doesn't mean you can pick up hours aboard the HypnoVessel. Our scurvy crew already fights for hours on deck as it is, just report to your other jobs and leave the HypnoCrew alone!

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